lol at the tv version

Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2008 by pwnwner

“They talk to the center  damn system they gotta be close, I’ll have my men tear this airport apart.”

“Just in the nick of time huh?”

“Hey mcclain I got a first class unit here, swat team and all, we don’t need any monday morning quarterbacks”

completely different voice “hey forget monday morning my wife is on one of those damn planes these guys are foolin’ with, this puts me in the playing field. and when you would have moved your fat feet when i told you to we wouldn’t be head deep in snow right now.”

“THAT’S IT!!!! SECURITY, YOU’rE OUT OF HERE!!!!”

next part

“Oh MAN!”

next part

“Shoot! hang on”

“What for?”

“Just hang ON!”

“Come on Mcclain, just a few words.

“Okay just a few words, JOKE off!”

….

“Hey TURKEY WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?”

“Aww gee-AW SHOOT!”

…. This next part is RIDICULOUS!! IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE

“Mcclain are you out of your freaking mind?”

“Hey chief… where are they?”

“Stuart’s got some explosives…”

“Hows grant?”

“Grant is gonna kill a bitch and get it from him”

“Gasp gasp hak gasp gonna insane damn plane and take off with him”

“GET… THE… HELL… OUT OF HERE!”

“WHEN THE ARMY CAME, STUART MUST HAVE LOADED THE UNIT WITH HIS OWN MEN”

“Are you nuts? That firefig-AWW”

“slideshow trip us around buy some time”

Yelling now

“MCCLAIN YOU ARE COMPLETELY AROUND THE BENCH AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE UNDER ARREST”! YOU UNDE-.”

then this is the confusing part, mcclain starts shooting at him… wtf… and why is he going to get arrested? I didn’t hear him say any profanity…

redneck accent

“That STUPID arrogant psychopath.”

New yorker accent

“It’s ALL OVER THE AIRPORT”

(that was the same person)

the last part should be self explanatory..

Pictures

Posted in Comedy with tags , , , , , , on May 27, 2008 by pwnwner

WHY?!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME WHY!?!?!?

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY?!?!?

how did this bear get here?

In the background, there is a guy with a cast on, where is his other arm?

LOL

SEXIST!!!

WHOA O_O

More coming soon! If we (I) get 15 comments we (ME ONLY) will make more of this with funnier pictures.

Code Geass R2 FLAWED

Posted in Anime on May 15, 2008 by pwnwner

If you haven’t watched R2, go away.

We all know that in R2, Rollo has a power to freeze
everyone’s sense of time in a certain range. In episode
2, Rollo is seen using a lancelot,
the explanation for the lancelot “DISSAPEARING”
was because Rollo froze the time in that small range.
This doesn’t make sense. In episode 4 the cameras
were still recording what happened when Rollo froze
time for Lelouch and the clock was seconds ahead of
what Lelouch was counting. Okay, back to episode 2,
when Rollo appeared in the lancelot, the people on the radio didn’t
freeze at all. They were obviously affected since the lancelot
dissapeared right infront of them but, what’s this? They were still
talking on the radio and no delay was noticed. They were talking as
the mech dissapeared!! I heard no delay, Lelouch heard no delay,
that is the smoking gun!

That’s the flaw. They are supposed to freeze as well
and the only person allowed to move was Rollo, but
actually, they ALL were moving but for some reason,
it appeared to them as the lancelot just “Dissapearing.”

Okay more evidence. There was a part in episode
2 when a guy was inspecting the mass produced
version of lancelot piloted by Rollo and he was
looking at the details and was talking at the
SAME TIME the mech dissapeared. Don’t believe me?
Watch it again.

This is just a flaw I noticed. And that IS Rollo’s lancelot
because in episode 3, he comes infront of the
headquarters inside the mech and he just exits the same
mech that could dissapear in episode 2.


I guess the writers didn’t plan ahead when they broadcasted
episode 2. As in, they didn’t plan well enough with Rollo’s power.
It could have been altered after episode 3 since they probably had
a meeting about Rollo’s power being overpowered and decided to
add limits to it, like it didn’t affect any electrical objects, but it affected
all humans nearby, LELOUCH was not NEARBY!! He was far away! The range
isn’t that far, since in episode 4 it shows how far the range is and it is very short!
It could not have affected all the mechs in the entire tower. The mechs didn’t
say anything about delay since they didn’t notice any.

Some fans might be mad but yeah, just submit to
it. There’s a flaw in Code Geass.

Diablo 3, the next-gen mmo?

Posted in Gaming with tags , , , , , , , on May 6, 2008 by pwnwner

Diablo 3 is a huge possibility. If you go to the blizzard website and then go to the job opportunity page, you will find that there are a lot of positions open for a next-gen mmo.

Blizzard does not own the Diablo3 site yet so I think they are waiting until they own it to change the tag from “Next-gen mmo” to “Diablo 3.”

You can remove the posibilities of another warcraft game coming out, I mean, Wrath of the Lich King is still in development!!! Besides, World of Warcraft is great success. Over 10 million accounts are registered to this date.

Same for Starcraft, you can remove all the posibilities of a Starcraft game being the next-gen mmo game the site is talking about. They haven’t even released Starcraft 2 yet and when they do, why would the release another game for the Starcraft series right after Starcraft 2???

I guess we all know what new game is coming out. There’s a 80% chance the game would

be Diablo 3, the third Diablo game in the series. If it’s a BRAND NEW series then I guess I was wrong.

This is my first post, I hope you liked it.

-Pwnwner.
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Diablo III??!!?

Posted in Gaming with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 1, 2008 by getsugatensho

Earlier today Blizzard acquired the domain Diablo3.com which WAS a diablo fansite. For those who don’t know Diablo is a series of action RPGs with groundbreaking ( at the time) online play. This could be the best news this year so far! Blizzard is famous for the star/war craft RTS games and the mmo World of Warcraft (which was too over-casualized for a hard core gamer like me. The first 2 diablos were great so this one will hopefully rise to the fate of it’s older brothers. It is rumored to be more MMO like similarly to WoW. Be aware that blizzard is also working on Starcraft 2. I doubt multi tasking will be a challenge for blizzard as smaller companies like NC-soft maintain multiple games at the same time. This is still unconfirmed and is a RUMOR so don’t get too excited.

-GetsugaTensho

Death Note airing in american theaters!!!

Posted in Anime, Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 1, 2008 by getsugatensho

DN movie

While I was looking at Ironman (going to be AWESOME) tickets at movietickets.com I saw death note on the list. I was like “OMG SWEET”. It seems this was announced a few weeks ago but whatever. It is only airing may 20 and 21st and is dubbed which I despise, It will still be awesome. The voice acting should be OK i’m not really a big fan of east Asian film’s American dubs (Kung Pow excluded XD). So ima going to tell ma friends and get my L cosplay ready, complete with the deathnote and handcuffs XD. Also this blog will now have 2 authors me and Pwnwner who is one of my RL friends.

-GetsugaTensho

Code Geass R2-2 and Dub Geass

Posted in Anime with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2008 by getsugatensho


The second episode of R-2 started by filling that big hole between the first ans second season and reveals that #1 The emperor is most likely NOT on Jupiter.#2 The emperor has some connection with C.C’s race.#3 Suzaku is a bitch… wait we all already knew that… and #4 The emperor did not kill Lelouch knowing very well he can easily get his memories back. I think the emperor could be using Lelouch for something he has planned…

Kallen reveals that she is Zero’s new whore…wait ZERO’s whore but not Lelouch’s??? WHAT THE HELL???? If this was Death Note Lelouch=Light Kallen=Misa and C.C.=Ryuk. After Kallen’s sexual confusion a new mass production Lancelot breaks in and kicks their asses.

Zero is back, fo realz. We also get to see Diethard and Lakshita along with little princess Japan seems they are coming back. And the Euphemia fan-girl is back wait didn’t she blow up in a nuclear mech?? And WHERE IS LLOYD, I haven’t seen the last season 1 episode in a long time but I don’t think he died, WHERES MY LLOYD!!?!? Ohhh and the shota has a geass.EVIL SHOTA!!!!

OMG!!!! EVIL SHOTA WITH GEASS!!!

Since code geass is licensed it will be airing on Adult Swim on the 26th of the month(w00t!) the DvDs should follow shortly after. Johnny Yong Bosch and Yuri Lowenthal will voice Lelouch and Suzaku. I really cannot imagine Johnny laughing like a madman, while I think Yuri is a decent voice for Suzaku. Anyway the dub looks like it will be awesome so check it out!

Cna yuo raed?? WTF Blog-#1

Posted in Random with tags , , , , , , , on April 14, 2008 by getsugatensho

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rseaerch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deson’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

The human mind is an amazing thing eh? Look at all the wondrous things that came from it democracy, nazi’s, 4 chan, scientology, scientology, dinosaurs,teh intranets and scientology.
I mean someone is raped every 4 seconds, someone gets lung cancer every 2 seconds, and I baby is born every second and some of those unlucky babies will get a horrible birth defect and be rejected from society…Sometimes we need to sit down for a second and say…”wtf”?!!? And hope Robo-cop saves the world from neo-nazi’s and Argonauts… El fin del mundo!!

Rumble Fighter -review/blog

Posted in Gaming with tags , , , , , , , , on April 12, 2008 by getsugatensho

With many awesome MMOs on the interweb these days I decided to point out some of the best(sorry no runescape…). Rumble Fighter is a chibi-esque 3d fighter. The graphics are pretty good for a free game. You have 4 classes to choose from Striker(Warrior/Fighter class), Soul Fighter(Fast attack class), Alchemist(Defensive class) and Elementalist(Mage class with projectiles). This game is very martial arts based and offers over 20 real world fighting styles from street to ninjitsu. Another key feature are exocores which is pretty much a mid fight upgrade that allows your character to use special moves, shoot projectiles, or even turn into a wolf. There is also a rich variety of customization with plenty of clothing, accessories, hairstyles,eyes,and even mouth and noses(plastic surgery much…). I greatly recommend this mmo so get rumbling!More info and download at http://rf.ogplanet.com/

My in-game name is TsukiShiro4 so if I’m online hit me up!

Gameplay Video-

Ja ne!!!

Code Geass R2- 1

Posted in Anime with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 11, 2008 by getsugatensho

Code Geass R2 episode 1 was a shocking start for a new season. If you haven’t seen the first season watch it… now. The first season is also airing on Adult Swim later this month. First off this starts off a whole year after the end of the first season so, a lot of wholes to fill up in the next few episodes. Nunnaly is gone(?) and replaced with Lelouche’s new sibling Rollo who personally I think is Nunnaly in a different body. There is tons of Kallen fanservice in this episode and she still seems very loyal to Zero after the shock in the last episode. Sunrise got a little lazy with the writing as this episode is almost exactly the seem as the first episode of season 1 but it was highly effective and Sunrise did a good job playing it safe.

The original concept is that Lelouche lost his memory and now is in fact a normal high school student. All his memories of being Zero and concerning C.C., and Kallen have disappeared. Interesting concept but also a trick to make us want to see what happened in the past year. C.C. is as awesome as always and I hope they still have the pizza hut references :P.

Yummmmm... Pizza Hut...

Yummmm… Pizza Hut.

Overall a powerful first episode making me want more.

-Ohhhh and someone that resembles ORANGE-KUN is seen in the opening song!!!!